Thar She Blows

Several years ago a group of my friends determined there are rules of comedy. These rules are for things that are always funny. I can't remember all of them, but 1)Things that are true are funny 2)Things that are not true are funny 3)Monkeys dressed as people and 4) Pirates. (If you doubt me say out loud in a pirate voice what you had for breakfast. It is true and piratey!)

I know what you are thinking. "Did she burp six times or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all the excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as I am three and a half months old, the most powerful spit-upper in the world, and would ruin any outfit you have on, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Well, I think I need to add another item to the rules of comedy. When your baby spits up on someone else. Hilarious. Now imagine this scene. Your baby spits up on someone else who has asked to hold her. Comedy gold. Add to that, your baby spits up on two somebody elses when the wife of the couple has asked to hold her and we are at a memorial service. Wow.

Now, I didn't laugh exactly at that moment. I laughed later, but Evie Lu got her revenge as she spit up directly into the pocket of my dress shirt. Also, very funny if you are not the one wearing the shirt.